Dear Foreign Leaders,

Please understand that, having elected a buffoon who never does his homework, actions that upset delicate diplomatic balances established over the last 50 years should just be understood as the behavior of a drunk and incurious mascot rather than the steward of our foreign policy. Just because he doesn't understand our pretty much bipartisan-for-50-years foreign policy (whether or not either party wants to admit it) doesn't mean he gets to erase it by virtue of his ignorance upon taking office. Well, unless everyone in D.C. is so frightened for their job security that they let him.